Maybe it's the recession, but some party girls are cleaning up their images and exchanging their dirty martinis for mineral water. i'm not a quitter, but it seems to be one hell of a trend for many girls out there. with so much emphasis placed on being eco-friendy these days, you might seem like an asshole if you're stuck in your partying ways, spending money on nights out instead of domestically-made hemp sandals and Kashi cereal. not that there's anything wrong with being sassy and organic (i eat mostly organic food), but doesn't everyone need some kind of vice? here i present 10 signs you just may be a Reformed Party Girl.
1. you removed your boob implants and donated the silicone to poor, flat-chested girls.
2. at the bar, when a hot guy approaches ready to buy you a drink, you pull out a Deepak Chopra book and start a long monologue about "reinventing the body".
3. your bar crawl switched from saturday nights to sunday mornings, when you go to clean up cans and bottles on the street to return and recycle.
4. You've taken up knitting.
5. Lindsay Lohan and Tara Ried came to your garage sale & complimented your shot glass collection.
6. A sexy night with your boyfriend means oven pizza and watching Sober House.
7. Your grandma says you need to loosen up.
8. your friends were suprised when they came to your "party" because it turned out ot be a tupperware party.
9. you've shown up at the door of every Bad Girls Club cast member begging with them to "find the light" and "get help"
10. you watch Tyra, and tear up because everything she says is "so true".
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